You know men and women cannot be friends, right? On Thursday, Mia Khalifa sent a message on Twitter to Houston Texans quarterback Deshaun Watson where she wished him a happy birthday. The tweet was accompanied by a video of Watson easily blocking Khalifa's dunk attempt when the two played some indoor basketball together in her apartment back in June. 

Khalifa has already told TMZ they are not dating, adding that they only met one another because Watson lives nearby. But that didn't stop people from jumping to conclusions because, as we discussed earlier, men and women cannot be friends. Especially when the woman in this situation used to do adult films. 

The funniest thing about all these immature responses is that these are probably the same people who think they actually have a shot at sleeping with an adult film actress if they were in a room together. Spoiler alert: Just because a woman has sex on camera, it doesn't mean she will have sex with every single man she meets. Grow up, fellas

Anyway, the best birthday gift Watson could probably receive is his first career win in his first NFL start against the Cincinnati Bengals Thursday night.