You've eaten hot dogs before. You've downed chips. And peanuts. And soda. All are staples of the ballpark diet. But for those who yearn for something new, nearly every stadium has a signature dish marketed to the adventurous, curious, and (most often) the morbidly obese. These delicacies range from pretzels that could satisfy a third world village to bacon served on a kabob. We guarantee that one of these 15 offerings will tempt you no matter how conscious you are of your waistline. If not, then at least you'll learn a lesson: our guarantees don't mean shit. Here are The Most Ridiculous Foods in Recent Stadium History.