Cost: $200,000

The Miami Heat celebrated their 2012 NBA Championship by blowing the lid off of Fountainbleu's LIV nightclub. LeBron and company rack up a $200,000 bar tab that includes 33 bottles of Cristal, a magnum of Grey Goose, and a $25,000 6 L of Dom Perignon. To put that kind of tab into perspective for you broke ass college students, that's 461,894 cans of Keystone Light. When you consider their 16-man roster, that's a new Honda Civic's worth of boozer per player. If Miami repeats, there might not be a single drop of Patron Platinum left in Florida.