1. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Sport (Years Played): Basketball (1966-1989)
Accolades: 6x NBA MVP, 6x NBA Champion, 19x NBA All-Star, NBA All-Time Scoring Leader (38,387 points)

Kareem is another pot-smoking athlete who, let's be frank, looks like a stoner. Not the disheveled, dirty hippie stoner, but the distinguished professorial stoner who smokes to alleviate the nausea from his migraine headaches (this is actually why Abdul-Jabbar says he smokes). The NBA's all-time leading scorer has been arrested twice on pot charges, in 1998 after getting caught with 6 grams at the Toronto airport, and in 2000 for driving under the influence in L.A. He's now got a prescription in pot-friendly Cali, so cops, we'll cue the soundtrack for him.