7. Darnell Dockett

Handle: @ddockett
Followers: 101,255
Yeah, Darnell Dockett plays for the lowly Cardinals who didn't see any playoff action this year but while that may be bad news for Arizona fans, it's great news for his followers. Athletes like Dockett with more time on their hands means more opportunities to see classic tweets like the one above. From going in on Kim Kardashian to tweeting about your legal rights to giving his lighter take on the killing of terrorist leaders, following Darnell provides plenty of laughs.