53. "Too Clever" for Twitter

Who: Dane Swan, Collingwood (Australian Rules)
Offending Tweet: @swandane: "Stop sending out drug testers at 6am. It's starting to piss me off. What's wrong with the afternoon? You can't catch me anyway. Too clever"
Date: 6/22/2011
Consequence: Apologized

What's worse for an athlete: the Twitter fail OR the Apologized their forced to give afterwards. When Australian Rules Football Player Dane Swan cracked on the league's drug test program on Twitter he apologized faster than you could retweet. "I'm fully supportive of the drug testing program and understand that while it's inconvenient for players on occasions, it's a critical part of the AFL drugs policy," Swan said in a statement. Way to stand strong, bro.