PLAYER, TEAM: Kobe Bryant, Los Angeles Lakers  
COMPLEX SAYS:  Only days after Kobe Bryant and the Lakers lost the NBA Finals to the Boston Celtics, this epic piece of video captured The Big Diesel at a nightclub reveling in his foe's failure. It may be pause-worthy, but when it comes to the terrible history of athletes trying to rap (Monta, don't do it!), this shit right here is ether.