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Sneakerheads are a crazy bunch (aren't we all), but when it comes to how we view the world, it's just different. The reality is, sneakerheads think a little bit differently than everyone else. They also think some things that make no sense to other people and make some serious assumptions about how the world views them. Check out 10 Things Sneakerheads Think That Are Probably Not True.
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Store Owners Actually Consider You A Friend And Not A Customer
Store owners are your friends when you are buying things from them (or making sure you don't steal shit from them). Try hanging out in their shop five days a week for a couple months and see how much they like you then.
People Care How Much Your Sneakers Cost
Nobody cares how much your kicks cost. Why? The answer is simple. If you had real wealth, you'd never be posting pictures of sneakers on the Internet.
You Will Miss Something If You're Not On Twitter
Didn't look at Twitter for a full 38 minutes? Don't worry, the only thing you'll miss is sneakerheads licking their sneakers or scantily clad girls in sneakers. On a good day, you might even miss both in the same pic!
Sneakers Have to Match your Clothes
This is one of those crazy myths that seem to have a lot of sneakerheads in a mental stranglehold. It's cool that you know how to match, ain't nothin' wrong with that. But if you're using a Pantone chart to get dressed every morning, you should really take step a step back and re-assess.
Resellers Ruined The Sneaker Game
Um, no. Resellers only exist because 'heads are fiends like Tyrone nowadays. The buyer always determines the market. If that wasn't the case, why did 'Nike Air' return to the heel of the Air Jordan III this year? Say no to drugs, or at least find another drug. And if you think SNEAKER resellers are bad, just you wait...
Originals Are Better Than Retros
If you think that retros are always worse than the originals, you probably weren't alive to buy the originals. Either that or you haven't noticed the changes in quality across many of the brands that seems to be the current trend. But if it's really not good enough for you, keep rocking with those crumbling soles. We'll gladly pick up the extras and put them to good use.
Wearing the Same Sneakers as Someone is a Bad Thing
If Destiny's Child can get away with it, you and your friends can too. Well, maybe not, but it's not that serious.
They're Too Good to Wait In Lines
You think you're too good to wait in line? Just remember, we all have to deal with TSA at some point.
Sneakerheads Can Design Sneakers Better Than Actual Designers
Two words: Tinker Hatfield.
Most People Care About What Sneakers You Are Wearing
If people did actually care and were always looking at your sneakers, someone would have realized the potential for advertising and started selling sneaker bumper stickers. Oh, wait...
