What was that? You're just getting started? You're still having fun? You still haven't scored a pair of whatever last month's hot sneaker was and next month this one pair you've always been looking for is finally coming back and... Look, just stop. We get it. We've seen all of this before. And hey, look, we're not gonna force you to do anything you don't want to. Keep chasing the dragon. But if you're just looking for a reason to stop, here's Why You Should Retire From Sneakers.