Not to be confused with the predictably excellent musical score provided by bajillionaire maestro Danny Elfman, this Batman is none other than the magical batshit crazy pop/R&B/rock/funk offering borne from the brains of everyone's favorite alluring elfin genius—Prince. While the undisputed single "Batdance," which climbed to No. 1 on the BillBoard charts, was derided by die-hard Purple One fans for being gimmicky, we have to give it up to the track for HAVING A DANCE that was featured in a crazy video that we loved and were sort of scared of as kids. Plus, we fucks with "Lemon Crush," even if the syrupy Sheena Easton ballad duet, "Arms of Orien," gets a big fat FOH from the staff.