You can get off Tinder now. There's a new video game that will allow you to live out all your pornographic fantasies and make the need for human contact and affection completely obsolete.
VirtualDolls, which is currently raising money on its Indiegogo page, is an upcoming Xbox game that allows you (men who like women) to have virtual sex with the girl of their dreams. The game comes with a special controller, which takes the shape of a sex toy, that allows guys the chance to interact with the girls they choose on the screen.
But wait! There's more. Apparently there actually is a game component as well. If you want a little bit of a warm up, there's a quest where you have to rescue a girl from a Minotaur, which seems like the strangest and most backwards thing we can think of.
Still, it's no surprise that orders for VirtualDolls were temporarily suspended because too many people wanted to get their hands (and something else?) on it. But things are fine now, and the game is slated for a June 2016 release.
If it all works out—which I'm sure it will—it will be interesting to see how the creators of the game will expand upon their original idea.