If there's one guy who always has a plan, it's Stephen Colbert. He knows how to deal with Thanksgiving, the most contentious of holidays (by tearing it down brick by brick and creating his own version, of course); he has a plan to take down ISIS; and now he's mastered the event most likely accompanied by feelings of excruciating regret: the office holiday party.
Colbert knows what goes on at the office party: "You wake up, you're not sure what happened, and you have to piece the clues together like that guy from Memento." But he's not judging you. Rather than telling you not to "nog your egg," he's gone ahead and pre-recorded some apologies for you to email your co-workers Monday morning. These include super-applicable tidbits like, "I'm sorry I accused Katie, the receptionist, of being a junkie; I didn't realize that was an insulin pen," and, "I'm sorry I drew dots on all the cheese cubes and wouldn't let anyone eat unless they rolled snake eyes."
And let's be honest, who could stay mad at this face, even if he did eat all Katie's glucose tablets because he thought they were Vicodin?
So have all the fun you want at this year's holiday party because Stephen Colbert has your back.
