Chrissy Teigen Dubs Trump 'P*ssy Ass B*tch' After Twitter Tirade Against Her and John Legend

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Trump was rather accurately christened a "pussy ass bitch" Sunday night following his latest round of preposterous Twitter babblings. 

As should be expected from the Trumpism era by now, it all started with the former Apprentice host and resident dingbat apparently getting his feelings hurt after an MSNBC broadcast failed to sprinkle in some undue praise in his general direction.

Reliably vocal Trump critic John Legend was a guest on the town hall-style segment in question, which centered on the still-broken criminal justice system here in the States. Amid multiple reactionary tweets, Trump called Legend a "boring musician" and—despite the fact that she was not a part of the broadcast in question—went out of his way to refer to Chrissy Teigen as Legend's "filthy mouthed wife," whatever the fuck that means.

I won't further destroy your brain by typing out any more of Trump's tweeted nonsense, opting instead to embed the tweets themselves below:

When all of the people pushing so hard for Criminal Justice Reform were unable to come even close to getting it done, they came to me as a group and asked for my help. I got it done with a group of Senators & others who would never have gone for it. Obama couldn’t come close....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 9, 2019

....A man named @VanJones68, and many others, were profusely grateful (at that time!). I SIGNED IT INTO LAW, no one else did, & Republicans deserve much credit. But now that it is passed, people that had virtually nothing to do with it are taking the praise. Guys like boring.....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 9, 2019

....musician @johnlegend, and his filthy mouthed wife, are talking now about how great it is - but I didn’t see them around when we needed help getting it passed. “Anchor”@LesterHoltNBC doesn’t even bring up the subject of President Trump or the Republicans when talking about....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 9, 2019

.....the importance or passage of Criminal Justice Reform. They only talk about the minor players, or people that had nothing to do with it...And the people that so desperately sought my help when everyone else had failed, all they talk about now is Impeaching President Trump!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 9, 2019

From there, Legend responded by marveling at the fact that a POTUS actually spends his time "hate-watching MSNBC" in search of having his ego stroked. He also advised Melania Trump, who's married to this Donald guy, that her country needs her to offer up some of the praise he's fruitlessly seeking through hate-watching.

Imagine being president of a whole country and spending your Sunday night hate-watching MSNBC hoping somebody--ANYBODY--will praise you. Melania, please praise this man. He needs you.

— John Legend (@johnlegend) September 9, 2019

Your country needs you, Melania

— John Legend (@johnlegend) September 9, 2019

Teigen, meanwhile, took the proverbial cake with the "pussy ass bitch" designation:

lol what a pussy ass bitch. tagged everyone but me. an honor, mister president.

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 9, 2019

Luna, remember the night before your first day of school? When mommy was making your sign and the pussy ass bitch president had his 9th meltdown of the day pic.twitter.com/ZFZHJYrDPG

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 9, 2019

the absolute best part of his tweet is I literally didn't speak in the special, nor was I mentioned. I'm cackling at the pointless addition of me because he cannot not be a bitch pic.twitter.com/9ZkV7bh4FA

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 9, 2019

Artfully, this has since given rise to a downright glorious hashtag that you should absolutely spend time enjoying below and/or on actual Twitter:

no guys no please do not make this trend, for it is my fight with #PresidentPussyAssBitch, not yours!!!!!! https://t.co/hSJ0UxjbaO

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 9, 2019

.@twitter won't let Twitter be great. I understand. #PresidentPussyAssBitch is vile and absolutely should not trend.

— John Legend (@johnlegend) September 9, 2019

Chrissy Teigen is a goddamned national treasure. #PresidentPussyAssBitch pic.twitter.com/a3KAsMW8rh

— Scafe says wear a gd mask (@erinscafe) September 9, 2019

Chrissy Teigen - Can't believe #PresidentPussyAssBitch is trending!

Alright then, lemme help with the visuals: pic.twitter.com/7KoZ6whom6

— 𝓞𝔀𝓷𝓡𝓾𝓵𝓮𝓼 (@OwnRules) September 9, 2019

Chrissy Teigen is the leader of the free world. Deal with it, #PresidentPussyAssBitch. https://t.co/bEnE7Nat6y

— Kim Sherrell🍦 (@kim) September 9, 2019

I'm here for changing his official title to #PresidentPussyAssBitch. Thank you, Queen Chrissy Teigen.

— Vanessa (@intllctualglitr) September 9, 2019

It's only Monday and we're already off to a great start. 

On a more serious note, Legend's MSNBC appearance is indeed worth a watch:

Tonight at 7pm PT/10pm ET, I will be joining @LesterHoltNBC for an @NBCNews Town Hall on @MSNBC to discuss our country’s broken criminal justice system. Follow @LetsFreeAmerica to learn more about my work to end mass incarceration. #JusticeForAll pic.twitter.com/9DFySXsgDY

— John Legend (@johnlegend) September 8, 2019

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