Released: 2000
Director: Philip Kaufman
Starring: Geoffrey Rush, Kate Winslet, Joaquin Phoenix, Michael Caine

From his cell in an asylum, the Marquis de Sade (Rush) writes and smuggles out pornographic and politically incorrect literature, irking the sadistic doctor (Caine) Napoleon has sent to "fix" this public menace. If loving porn is crazy, get us a padded cell.

Joaquin Phoenix plays the Abbé de Coulmier, who in real life was a four-foot-tall hunchback. Verne Troyer was busy?