Released: 2007
Director: David Cronenberg
Starring: Viggo Mortensen, Naomi Watts, Vincent Cassel, Armin Mueller-Stahl

You won't find a more thorough badass than Viggo's Nikolai Luzhin, the henchman for a Russian mob family in London. Dude will break your face just for breathing, don't matter if it's the streets or the steam room. We haven't been more entertained by an all-male nude Turkish bath scene since...well, ever.

Viggo's character is covered in gang tattoos, including two on opposite ankles that read: "Where are you going?" and "What the fuck do you care?" Which would be even doper if "Because I'm fucking your mother" was tattooed across his toes.