Hopefully, you're high right now.
At any rate, we now have footage of Seth Rogen discussing marijuana matters with Jimmy Kimmel Thursday night. But first, they had some admirable charity items to talk through. "My mother in law has Alzheimer's and we didn’t know what to do, so we were like 'We’re comedians so maybe we can put together a show to help benefit that' and we started doing that six years ago," Rogen said of his new Hilarity for Charity special, which now calls Netflix home. "It's raised millions and millions of dollars over that time. It's great. We just sold it to Netflix this year. We partnered with them."
Later in the interview, after a short aside about smoking with University of Vermont students, Rogen and Kimmel detailed "the Mount Rushmore of people to smoke with." Kimmel named Willie Nelson, Snoop Dogg, and Woody Harrelson as surefire Rushmore honorees before explaining how he sees Rogen's weed legacy. "I feel like you have bumped Cheech and Chong off of the Mount Rushmore in a way," Kimmel said.
Rogen, who's probably had to explain this a trillion times at this point, then launched into a breakdown of why he can't honor every in-public weed request that comes his way. "I smoke weed out in public all the time," Rogen said. "People will see me and ask if they can have some of my weed, which is crazy to me because it's like if someone was drinking a drink and they were just like 'Yo can I have a sip of your drink?' I'd be like 'No you can't have a sip of my drink!' I would be a walking cold sore if I shared joints with everyone who asked to share joints with me. I say no, but that being said, if you ever see me out in public and I'm not smoking weed, please offer me your weed."
Hilarity for Charity also features Tiffany Haddish, Post Malone, Sarah Silverman, Jeff Goldblum, and more. Catch it on Netflix starting today.