For those of you looking for updates on celebrity pregnancies, here's a brief one for Khloe Kardashian, who stands approximately two months out from her due date give or take some days:

In addition to getting kicked from within, she also responded to a number of social media mini-inquiries. Here's a random sampling based almost entirely off of which responses got the most favorites:

She also wrote some stuff to paparazzi that won't pan out, but it's not like it hurts to try:

This has been your Khloe Kardashian pregnancy update.