I need an assistant. Not a day goes by that I'm not performing some profoundly pedestrian task, overwhelmed by the sense that life would be much easier if someone were either doing this for me or at least standing in the general vicinity and allowing me to vent and generally digress without interruption. Hell, I could even have my theoretical assistant write this article about Khloé Kardashian.

This assistant would inform you that E! Entertainment recently dropped a clip from a new episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, during which Kardashian learns she's pregnant and promptly shares the news with her assistant. "Clear as day, I'm pregnant," Kardashian says in the clip. "No, I am. And I felt that I was . . . It's so crazy."

Kardashian previously chopped it up about the pregnancy during an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live earlier this month. "[Ryan Seacrest is] my second call," she clarified. "First it was, it was Tristan [Thompson]. He kept saying 'You're pregnant!' and I was like 'Be quiet, I'm not pregnant.' I was nauseous, not feeling well, and then he had to leave the country and I took a pregnancy test and I was, like, screaming. It's so weird and surreal."

In fact, those three—Khloé, Tristan, and Alexa (the assistant)—were the only ones in the know for several weeks. Riveting stuff.

If keeping up with the Kardashians via Keeping Up With the Kardashians isn't exactly your cup of FitTea, maybe try Revenge Body instead. Season 2 is currently in progress.