This guy Stephen Colbert is really good at diagrams. Back in June, the Late Show boss proceeded to break down Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump's response to the tragic Orlando shooting by inadvertently drawing up a swastika on his trusty chalkboard:
For his latest chalkboard creation, Colbert tried to make sense of all the self-perpetuated conspiracy theories surrounding Trump's campaign. "So fraudulent voters, the media, drugs, and women are all against Trump," Colbert joked. "But that's just the tip of the iceberg. Trump knows these accusations of sexual misconduct are really being concocted by sinister forces."
Colbert then showed a clip of Trump blaming something called "the Clinton machine" for his recent failings before whipping out the chalkboard to break that nonsense all the way down for his Late Show audience:
A giant dick! That's a giant dick. Well played, Colbert.
For cool shit like the non-blurred versions of Trump diagrams that look like giant dicks, fans can expect plenty of that when Colbert leads his live Election Night coverage for Showtime. As announced Monday, the commercial-free coverage kicks off at 11 p.m. ET on Nov. 8 and will feature mysterious special guests. Also, no censors. "It'll be all the political comedy you love from my CBS show, with all the swearing and nudity you love from Showtime," Colbert told Variety. Here for it.