Chrissy Teigen, master of reaction faces at awards shows, has finally decided to formally answer all the questions you’ve been Googling about her. This means that Teigen, as part of SELF Magazine’s Google autocomplete interview, was able to get quite real indeed about daunting societal conundrums like pizza for breakfast and which genre best fits her husband’s music.

"I’m so nervous one’s going to be crazy," Teigen admitted while diving into some profoundly serious inquiries. "Yes I do!" the Lip Sync Battle host proclaimed of partaking in alcohol-related activities. "Yes, Chrissy Teigen does drink. Not right now but she’s looking forward to it again, I’ll tell you that much." Sadly, Teigen didn't have a definitive answer on whether it was cool to indulge in some sushi while pregnant. "That is a great question," Teigen laughed, "and probably something I will Google soon."

"I hope that when we do have those four kids, John [Legend] and I can look at each other and know that it’s us against them," Teigen joked during the SELF cover story interview, expressing her desire to build a huge family. "We are going to love the shit out of our kids, but we are going to team up and fight in pairs!" According to Teigen, John Legend's larger family has given her a taste of what parenting might be like. "It’s going to be very sexy to see this new side of him."

Last week, Chrissy Teigen stopped by Watch What Happens Live and explained who really inspired her latest viral reaction face. "It was such an inside joke for Twitter, I think," Teigen said of Chris Rock actually bringing out Stacey Dash during the Oscars. "We thought the joke was him just saying her name!" And with that instaclassic reaction shot, the world hopefully (finally!) realized that Chrissy Teigen needs her own late night talk show immediately.