What's the deal with pumpkins anyway? Why buy something only to let it rot for so long on the balcony of your apartment that it actually disintegrates before you even remember having it? Humans haven't really provided any substantial answers to these deep-rooted existential concerns, so naturally an adorable corgi puppy had to step up and do the dirty work:
That's Bilbo, a brave young corgi who was (according to the video's description) as young as eight weeks during the filming of this heroic act. Though the young leader never quite achieves the outcome of truly understanding the pumpkin, King Bilbo does manage to channel the frustrations of generations of pumpkin despisers during a face-to-face confrontation with the enemy.
Most importantly, Bilbo also does shit like this:
