Premiere date: June 21

Jersey Shore is stale but we still have hope for the series’ second spinoff, the aptly titled Snooki & JWoww, which sees two of the show’s most interesting cast members renting an old firehouse together in Jersey City with the intentions of getting into drunken hijinks together or something. The key word being “intention.”

Perfectly timed to the beginning of filming, Snooki announced that she was not only engaged, but also pregnant. The Snooki we’re promised on this series is completely sober, and that alone is enough to make us tune in for at least a few episodes. Have we ever even seen sober Snooki? —T.G.