Although Mario's diet consists almost entirely of raw foods, he doesn't consider himself a hipster. And he doesn't really care about the environment, no matter what he tells Princess Peach about his recycling habits. He's always throwing banana peels on the ground, and he's probably brought a few species of reptiles significantly closer to extinction. 

But if he ever went green, he'd make a hell of a sidewalk salesman. Those piercing blue eyes, the menacing mustache—you'd sign his petition just to get him to leave you alone, especially once he started bouncing on your head.