Year: 2004
Director: Mark Romanek

No champagne, no yachts, no highfalutin' concepts, just four-plus minutes of kinetic footage of Hov in his prime. The final shooting scene was controversial at the time, but gained airplay due to Jay's assertion that it was symbolic of his retirement. MTV will believe anything.

YOU AUGHTA KNOW:
"99 Problems" was originally intended to be Jay's last video.