No matter how you slice it, dating is a unique sociological terror unlike anything else humans are asked to endure. Sure, the person with the expertly crafted Tinder bio may seem like a good match, but what happens when you find out they actually prefer mixing with god-fearing prudes on the vomitously named Christian Mingle?
In related news, West has been spending quite a bit of time in Wyoming recently, reportedly working on new music. Kid Cudi, Travis Scott, and Pi'erre Bourne have all been seen or reported as having joined in on the alleged sessions. Thursday, speculation arose that Drake may also be hitting up the small town of Jackson in the coming days. If whoever you're crushing with online didn't already know all of that, it's high time to ditch them.
Anyway, here's a trailer for a whole damn movie based on the aforementioned Christian Mingle atrocity: