A 10-Step Guide to Having Sex With Rihanna

Pay attention to her lyrics and you might have a shot.

January 22, 2013

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Rihanna is the hottest woman on the planet and she knows it. She's told us herself that she's run out of fucks to give and who can blame her? She's constantly scrutinized for her life decisions, but at the end of the day, she doesn't let it phase her, and it reflects in her music. Her lyrics have gone from subliminally sexy on Good Girl Gone Bad to downright dirty on albums like Rated R, Talk That Talk, and her latest, Unapologetic.

In those lyrics, we've noticed Rihanna voicing her desire to take control, but at the same time, it's clear that she wants a guy who can handle her hectic lifestyle and demands. With that said, we've scoured her songs to find and highlight the hints she subtly drops on anyone looking to lay up with her. Good luck achieving the impossible, fellas. Here's A 10-Step Guide to Having Sex With Rihanna.

Written by Lauren Nostro (@LAURENcynthia)

Make her your priority.

Lyrics: "If you want my golden flower, make me your priority/There's nothing above my pleasure/She may be the queen of hearts/But I'm gonna be the queen of your body parts"

Song: Rihanna "Cockiness" (2011)

Rihanna's known to be a little raunchy, but she's still looking for a main squeeze. Her "golden flower" sounds magical, so no one should have to force your hand to make sure you put her first. If she says there's nothing above her pleasure, take the cue.

Literally shower her in dollar bills.

Lyrics: "Put a candle on my motherfucking back/Baby blow it, love the way you do when you do it like that/Show up with the stacks, bring the racks on my rack"

Song: Rihanna f/ Chris Brown "Birthday Cake (Remix)"

RiRi earned $53 million last year, and she wants her man to have some paper, too. That means someone who can make it rain on her. Tossing around cash is Rihanna's idea of kinky.

Let her take control.

Lyrics: "Let me know I'm in control/We both grown so how we feel we can show/I won't play around/I wanna lay you down"

Song: Rihanna f/ Future "Loveeeeeee Song" (2012)

We know Rihanna wants control of her man—in bed and in life. On her love ballad with Future, she's makes it clear that she's not afraid to show that she wants love and affection, but you still have to play by her rules.

Know what to do on the rare occasion she lets you run the show.

Lyrics: "Tonight I'ma let you be the captain/Tonight I'ma let you do your thing, yeah/Tonight I'ma let you be a rider"

Song: Rihanna "Rude Boy" (2009)

You can tell by the way Rihanna phrases these lines that she considers this an infrequent privilege, for you. Don't disappoint the typically bossy pop star when she lets you take the reins.

Be selfless enough to go down and not even get a kiss in return.

Lyrics: "Just because I can't kiss back/Doesn't mean you can't kiss that"

Song: Rihanna "Watch 'n' Learn" (2011)

If you're lucky enough to find yourself in a sexually compromising situation with Rihanna, own it, and don't be selfish. Don't be discouraged by the fact that she doesn't want to touch you. There's still fun to be had.

Find out what "boudoir" means and meet her there promptly.

Lyrics: "Oh, I love the feeling you bring to me, oh, you turn me on/It's exactly what I've been yearning for, give it to me strong/And meet me in my boudoir, make my body say ah ah ah"

Song: Rihanna "S&M" (2011)

Yes, boudoir sounds sexy, but if you're not sure what it means, you're not ready for Rih just yet. The word can refer to a lady's bedroom, dressing room, or sitting room. But we know Rih means the bedroom. Bring your A game.

Be into the idea of public sex.

Lyrics: "Lemme grab my dick while you sit on top/Do ya right here while the whole world's watchin'"

Song: Rihanna "Red Lipstick" (2011)

Obviously, Rihanna doesn't have a dick. Come on. But we don't doubt that she's cool with having sex while the blinds are open.

Be her sex slave.

Lyrics: "I want you to be my sex slave/Anything that I desire...set my whole body on fire"

Song: Rihanna "Cockiness" (2011)

Now is not the time for inhibitions. Anything Rihanna wants, Rihanna gets, and you will be disposed of promptly if you can't meet her demands.

Seriously, lose the ego and understand that you will be emasculated.

Lyrics: "Ooh baby I like it/So excited/Don't try to hide it/I'ma make you my bitch"

Song: Rihanna "Birthday Cake" (2012)

But how bad can that be? Really, that sounds awesome. Don't be scared. Okay, maybe a little scared, but in the best way possible.

Surprise her in bed and encourage a repeat performance.

Lyrics: "When you put it down, you shouldn'ta give it to me good like that/Shouldn't hit it like that/Had me yellin' like that/Didn't know you would've had me coming back"

Song: Rihanna "You Da One" (2011)

So, you want Rihanna wrapped around your finger. Well, it's no small task, but if you impress her in bed, she explicitly says that'll keep her running back to you. And that's what you want, right? You damn well should. No performance anxiety!