A 10-Step Guide to Having Sex With Nicki Minaj

She's stingy with her kitty cat, but you still have a shot if you pay attention to her lyrics.

December 3, 2012

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If you have to pick the sexiest woman in the rap game, it's no question that Nicki Minaj wins. Men the world over fantasize about her—from the ass to the attitude—and lucky for us, she encourages it with an endless stream of racy, suggestive music. Surely the secrets to her "kitty cat" are held somewhere in the context of her material, right?

Well, Nicki released Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded —The Re-Up last month and on "I'm Legit" she gives a few explicit tips on how to get her in bed. We pulled lyrics from that song and others in search of all the hints Nicki's given to dudes fawning over her. Whether it's taking her shopping or giving her the keys to the Benz, she has high standards. Here's A 10-Step Guide to Having Sex With Nicki Minaj.

Written by Lauren Nostro (@LAURENcynthia)

Be well-endowed.

Lyrics: "Me don't like boys that ain't jumbo/One time bust a shot for my champion girls, tell them guys, 'Super-size me a combo'"

Song: Nicki Minaj f/ Sean Garrett "Massive Attack"

Let's just get this out of the way. Size matters. Nicki has mentioned her preference for well-endowed dudes numerous times, even rapping, "It's something so funny when it get soft" on "Wanna Minaj?" from her Sucka Free mixtape. But you don't want her laughing at you.

Pay her rent, upgrade her car, and if you're camping, pitch a tent for her.

Lyrics: "If you want the kit kitty, gotta get the kit for me/All new everything, plus pay the rent for me/If we in the wilderness, bitches pitch a tent for me"

Song: Nicki Minaj f/ Ciara "I'm Legit"

Nicki is selective with who she gives it up to, and for that to even happen, she'll expect a contribution from your end in the form of a rent payment and a kit upgrade on her whip. After that, the tent she needs you to pitch for her is probably more figurative than literal.

Be able to afford shopping trips.

Lyrics: "Playing with me pussy, I am just that bored/I mean we coulda went shopping, but what could you afford?"

Song: Nicki Minaj f/ Tyga & Thomas Brinx "I Endorse These Strippers"

Nicki is so bored that she's pleasuring herself? This should never happen. Get on your game and land a (high-paying) job—you don't want someone else satisfying your girl or taking her shopping.

Take her to the ball game.

Lyrics: "Take me out to the ball game/'Cause you know I only fuck with ballers/Yup, them is my type of niggas, shotcallers"

Song: Nicki Minaj "Baddest Bitch"

Securing those courtside seats is especially important if you want a chance with Nicki. Back in February, she was kissing Lil Wayne at the NBA All-Star game. Cop some tickets and put yourself in that position next year.

Pamper her to the fullest extent.

Lyrics: "I'm looking for a dude that'll pamper me/Go and spend a couple G's when he think of me/You know, them nice whips, ice on my clips/Good jeans on my hips, that be the jean with the rips"

Song: Angel DelMar f/ Nicki Minaj "Pamper Me"

Taking her shopping isn't enough. You need to surprise her and pop up with expensive gifts, too. That means high-end jewelry, luxury denim, and the like. Slack off and she'll be looking for the next dude with a fatter wallet.

Give her the keys to your car.

Lyrics: "I don't say "Hi," I say, "Keys to the Benz"/Keys to the Benz? Keys to the Benz!"

Song: Trey Songz f/ Nicki Minaj "Bottoms Up"

The way to get Nicki's attention is to just hand her the keys to your damn car. Or better yet, her own set of keys to her own whip. She's been seen cruising around in a pink Bentley Continental GT, so keep that in mind.

Make sure your hygiene is on point.

Lyrics: "Don't fuck a dude if a dude don't pay/Don't suck a dude if a dude dirty/When it come to, you gotta look purty/Sit up in the booth, get your weave curly"

Song: Nicki Minaj "Sticks in My Bun"

We've already explained that you have to pay—for dinner, for clothing, for her rent, and anything else Nicki desires. But good hygiene is a must, as well. There's nothing worse than going down on a man who smells. Showering should be common sense.

Have excellent bedroom skills and love oral sex.

Lyrics: "It ain't your spit game, it’s your dick game/That got me walking ’round ready to wear your big chain"

Song: Nicki Minaj f/ Chris Brown "Right By My Side"

And you need to be good at more than sticking it, too. On mixtape cut "Beef Stew" she suggests that a dude should only "holler" if he "gives good brain like a scholar." If you get Nicki to the bedroom, know what you're doing, or you'll never get another chance.

Buy her Pucci, a house in the country, and tell her she's the one.

Lyrics: "I'm always with a dude that'll off the kufi/Let him eat my coochie and cop me Pucci/House in the boonies, rock a doobie/Cock the .22 then spark a loosie/He tell me I'm the one, he probably right"

Song: Nicki Minaj "40 Bars"

Nicki's demands tend to get specific. First of all, she wants a dude that'll off the kufi—you know, expose fake rappers. She needs a tough dude by her side. Only then will she let you go down on her, but you have to follow up by buying her Emilio Pucci. She also wants a house in the middle of nowhere. And last by not least, she finds it sexy when dudes cock back their guns and spark a cigarette.

Finish it off by telling her she's the one.

Last but not least, take her to Disney World.

Lyrics: "Let's do it up in Disney at the Magic Kingdom/You can tug on my Giuseppes and my Badgley Mischkas/I'm a ba-ba-ba, I'm a bag of fun/I'm a pro with them balls like And 1"

Song: Gucci Mane f/ Nicki Minaj and Bobby Valentino "Sex in Crazy Places"

Alright, you've made it to Nicki's heart if she's suggesting the crazy places you can have sex. Magic Kingdom? Talk about a dream come true. Plus, she's bragging about her skills in the bedroom now. You won.