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Happy birthday Drake. Today, the Toronto rapper officially turns 27. Drake rang in his birthday ("October 24th's Very Own") last night with a series of festivities. He got dressed up all fancy and went to a Raptors preseason game, then got dressed even fancier and hit the club, and then went home for an afterparty that featured a to-scale model of the city of Toronto made of cake. (Cake, cake, cake.) How do we know all this? Because Drake totally invited us because we're besties in typical Drake fashion he Instagrammed every waking moment of it.
We really can't knock Drake for putting up so many photos. We're in the We Live In Public era and no one lives in public more than Drake (except, of course, Kim Kardashian). So he might as well stunt hard for all his exes living in Texas and be all like, "Yeah bitch, I'm the Raptors Global Ambassador. Fuck you doing? How dare you reject my advances in a past life?" But then write a humblebrag caption like, "Far too kind." Anyway, since you probably didn't get the invite (ours apparently got lost in the mail), here's a recap of how Drake spent his born day...
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Sir, we watched Casino. We saw Sam "Ace" Rothstein, we knew Sam "Ace" Rothstein. Drake, you're no Sam "Ace" Rothstein.
Date: October 23
Time: 8:22 p.m.
Caption: Too much Sam Rothstein.
Wait, who took this photo? Did Drake make one of his friends take a fake paparazzi styled shot of him?
Date: October 23
Time: 9:10 p.m.
Caption: 416
Humblebragging on a hundred, thousand, trillion.
Date: October 23
Time: 9:13 p.m.
Caption: Far too kind.
Doesn't Drake look like the groom from a cake topper at a bi-racial wedding?
Date: October 23
Time: 10:15 p.m.
Drake just making all his friends feel special.
Date: October 23
Time: 10:53 p.m.
Caption: @ziziangelo Buon Compleanno
Typical "we're totally friends guys" photo to dispel rumors of a feud.
Date: October 24
Time: 1:16 a.m.
Caption: @future @miguelunlimited Scorpio Squad
Who even invited this guy?
Date: October 24
Time: 1:40 a.m.
Caption: This guy dropped all our bday shots on the floor
Standard cryptic Instagram photo.
Date: October 24
Time: 3:23 a.m.
Caption: More than any man could ask for
Putting out the candles with tears.
Date: October 24
Time: 3:24 a.m
Did he tag Johnny Manziel just to make him jealous?
Date: October 24
Time: 3:25 a.m.
Caption: Regime. @jmanziel2
Get my drinks in the back.
Date: October 24
Time: 3:39 a.m.
Caption: Posted.
Tonight, it's moonlight and candles and shit.
Date: October 24
Time: 4:05 a.m.
They should have never let you round cake.
Date: October 24
Time: 4:06 a.m.
Caption: @habibizcafe
