"All the dudes around me—which in case you forgot: The Weeknd, Drake, those dudes—are always crunching on pretzels," the fake transcript reads. "And I just sit there watching them eat. It feels symbolic but I don't know what it means."
"Oh, every time... Drake always offers me and what am I supposed to do? I'm not gonna deny a pretzel from Drake," it continues. "So I eat the sh*t. Ten minutes later I gotta go home. But in reality, I'm not going home. I'm going to the ER to get my stomach pumped."
Check out the fake interview for yourself:
Like most things on the internet, this bizarre (and to reiterate fake) story has taken on a life of its own. Now, Nav being peer pressured into eating a pretzel has become the latest viral meme.