Enjoy This Incredible Thread Dedicated to Michael Jackson's Red Shirts

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An Atlanta rapper has created an extensive tweet thread inspired by Michael Jackson's love for red shirts. And the world is much better for it.

G-BABY GVVAAN began the series of tweets in November 2017, when he posted MJ's awkward family portrait with Paris, Prince, and—you guessed it—a bright red button-up.

AIN’T NO WAY. pic.twitter.com/ytkEeYqyTr

— MORPHEUS (@GVVAAN) November 24, 2017

"Me and my girlfriend (@_krystallion) were having intense levels of 'woke chat' around this time last year and she pulled up the first picture in the thread and was like, 'These are not his fucking kids,'" GVVAAN told Complex. "So I posted that picture where I captioned 'Ain't No Way' and it got some light love from my timeline. After that I could'’t figure out why I never saw that picture before so we went into a Google search frenzy, and to our surprise we found the promise land of the Michael Jackson Red Shirt Hall of Fame."

GVVAAN was overcome with inspiration. He then shared more shots of Michael rocking his signature look, accompanied by some entertaining commentary. GVVAAN quickly noticed a pattern:

THERE GOES THAT RED SHIRT AGAIN pic.twitter.com/ewq2imruX8

— MORPHEUS (@GVVAAN) November 24, 2017

THIS NIGGA REALLY AIN’T KNOW HOW TO ACT WHEN HE THREW THAT RED SHIRT ON pic.twitter.com/l9ix5nw1Wn

— MORPHEUS (@GVVAAN) November 28, 2017

THEY HAD TO PUT MIKE ON TIMEOUT FOR BUGGIN TF OUT IN THEM LAST 3 PICS pic.twitter.com/RTeq1mQ7a7

— MORPHEUS (@GVVAAN) November 28, 2017

THE REAL KING OF POP. pic.twitter.com/JYrDRWFFfq

— MORPHEUS (@GVVAAN) November 28, 2017

THE ONE TIME THEY TRIED TO CHANGE THE RED SHIRT FABRIC IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET MIKE TO CHILL ... THEIR PLAN BACKFIRED LIKE FUCK pic.twitter.com/CeM6OVpFQd

— MORPHEUS (@GVVAAN) November 28, 2017

The thread grew increasingly hilarious as it evolved into a parody of MJ's internal dialogue. 

"The initial continuance of the thread was just me and her going back and forth from Google to my Twitter drafts making up hilariously plausible scenarios to accompany these outrageous moments that have went unscathed in meme culture,"GVVAAN explained. "So the only rule was 'He has to have on a red shirt' and I'd usually just type up a joke and show her then she would help me edit them down to consumable level for Twitter."

I WONDER WHY NIGGAS ALWAYS TRYING ME WHEN I WEAR THIS 🤔 pic.twitter.com/3bhnno4rsP

— MORPHEUS (@GVVAAN) December 14, 2017

I SHOULDA STAYED IN THE CAR. pic.twitter.com/XSb2tdgSCO

— MORPHEUS (@GVVAAN) December 16, 2017

BITCH LET GO OF MY HAND. pic.twitter.com/xY40JV4W2U

— MORPHEUS (@GVVAAN) December 16, 2017

Here are some other gems:

BOY SIT YA $5 ASS DOWN BEFORE I MAKE CHANGE, NOW I’M GON ASK YOU ONE MORE TIME... pic.twitter.com/zaVgkpzHNv

— MORPHEUS (@GVVAAN) December 14, 2017

NAH FUCK THAT CHILL SHIT WHERE IS MY HAT I LET YOU BORROW LAST WEEK FOOL 👉🏻 pic.twitter.com/vY9qBb1v9n

— MORPHEUS (@GVVAAN) December 14, 2017

SALL GOOD LONG AS MY SHIRT RED AND I GOT MY HAT BACK FROM THAT FUCK NIGGA I’M CHILLIN pic.twitter.com/Oxn9nmYDI0

— MORPHEUS (@GVVAAN) December 14, 2017

DRY CLEANER:

“SORRY MR. JACKSON TRY STOPPING BY TOMORROW YOUR SHIRT SHOULD BE READY FOR PICK UP”

MJ:

“AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” pic.twitter.com/9h8H6GCCOG

— MORPHEUS (@GVVAAN) December 14, 2017

MADONNA:

“MICHAEL I’M SO FLATTERED THAT YOU ASKED ME OUT ON A DATE AND GOT ME A GIFT TOO!”

MJ:

“GIFT?!! GIRL THIS THE NEW RED SHIRT I ORDERED FROM SOME CATALOGUE LAST WEEK”

MADONNA:

*leavesneverlandranch* pic.twitter.com/7lQBXPhc1h

— MORPHEUS (@GVVAAN) March 22, 2018

“THIS AIN’T EVEN THE BABY I WANTED, HURRY UP AND TAKE THE DAMN PICTURE BEFORE I MAIL HIM BACK.” pic.twitter.com/GHfnfB8EiK

— MORPHEUS (@GVVAAN) November 29, 2018

And look who else made his way into the thread: Flex Alexander, the star of Man in the Mirror: The Michael Jackson Story biopic.

THE ACADEMY:

“THE AWARD FOR BEST ACTOR GOES TO ....*drumroll*

FLEX ALEXANDER!
(Where’s The Blow)

this will be the second Oscar he’ll be taking from this evening’s ceremony.” pic.twitter.com/YlhsjVI40y

— MORPHEUS (@GVVAAN) November 29, 2018

“WHERE’S THE FUCKING BLOW MAN” pic.twitter.com/emjfdgX3Ct

— MORPHEUS (@GVVAAN) November 29, 2018

God bless the internet. 

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