Shad Moss, a.k.a. Bow Wow, shared a thrilling Instagram clip Sunday showing a throng of adoring fans in hot pursuit. "On tour and I'm still getting chased," Bow Wow wrote in the clip's caption. 

Without fail, conspiracy theorists have since dedicated time to providing detailed rebuttals of Bow Wow's explanation of the crowd chase clip:

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Others are just here for the jokes, most of them centered around the theory that the fans chasing Bow Wow were paid to do so:

The clip calls to mind this now infamous 2013 Vine:

Last month, Bow Wow responded to questions about that perplexing private jet situation by revealing there's a method to his stunts.

"I love it because people don't understand the scientific method to my madness," he told Ebro in the Morning. "They really don't understand the scientific method to my madness. Number one, I'm about to have the biggest show on We TV, period. Period. I'm saying that right now." The show in question is Growing Up Hip Hop Atlanta.