UPDATE 06/06/16: The Texas traffic sign hackings continued into June, with a sign reading "Gorilla deserved it" spotted by CBS 11 Saturday. The sign's message, seemingly a reference to the controversial killing of a gorilla named Harambe at the Cincinnati Zoo, marks the latest in a long series of hacked traffic signs in the Dallas area:
See original story from 05/31/16 below.
Stephen Hawking may not be able to explain how Donald Trump became the presumptive Republican nominee. Construction sign hackers in Texas, however, have one compelling theory to present: Trump is a "shape-shifting lizard." The hacked signs presented this theory early Tuesday along Interstate 30 in Dallas, according toCBS 11. Other signs also offered pro-Bernie Sanders messages and the sadly not true declaration that something called "work" had been canceled:
The Dallas area was previously hit by hackers over the Memorial Day weekend, with one traffic sign preaching the virtues of getting properly wasted:
Oddly comforting Andrew W.K. references aside, this whole "shape-shifting lizard" thing sadly has at least one foot in reality. A decidedly WTF 2013 poll from the generous part-time humorists at Public Policy Polling revealed that, despite your (clearly misguided) faith in humans, a whopping 12 million Americans genuinely believe that the nation is operated by lizard people.
The Texas Department of Transportation (TxDOT) is currently investigating this week's road sign hacking. In a statement to Complex, spokesperson Tony Hartzel said the department was treating this matter with urgency and asked for citizens to report suspicious activity in the future:
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