25 Inappropriate Wedding Cake Decorations

Your wedding day is one of the most memorable days of your entire life, judging by the old photo albums kept and the many stories you re-tell after the fact. Whether your marriage didn't go exactly as planned, or even if you are happily together fifty years later, most people tend to look back fondly on the day they said their vows.

If you chose one of these cake toppers for your wedding, maybe the experience was a little untraditional. We promise that these will set a bad tone for your marriage, and if you don't plan on getting married, just sit back, relax, and laugh at all the pour souls that have to endure holy matrimony, no matter the cake topper.

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Corn hole and PBRs for the reception...this is how it should be done, right?

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His spidey senses are tingling.

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Let's all take a second to imagine what this couple actually looks like...

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Perhaps she is a "step" out of your league.

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At least she had a knight in shining armor.

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Skating on thin ice?

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The ultimate sign you're whipped.

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Ladies...not a good sign if your husband is doing this.

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If you're putting baseball over babes, you need to check your priorities.

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Red card for even considering this on your cake.

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Pretty sure even Joe Montana didn't have this on his wedding cake.

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We're thinking Vail for their honeymoon?

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It's pretty clear who has the "upper hand" in this relationship.

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No need to predict the breakup on the wedding cake, guys.

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We can just see the priest waving the checkered flag as they share their first kiss as husband and wife.

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"Hold on sweetie, I have to take this."

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A "fairytale" wedding, literally.

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Had a few too many drinks before the vow, just to calm the nerves.

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Yeah, this only happens in movies.

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Saddle up, cowboy! We gettin' hitched!

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Imagine this couple's hobbies, or better yet, their role play.

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They could barely wait to get off the altar.

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At least they're being honest.

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A nice preview of what marriage would be like with Bobby Brown.

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Mr. and Mrs. Smith?? This cake decoration is almost as bad as that movie.

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