Explicit Content: The Most Offensive Clothing Available Now

An awkward stare, an open-mouthed gasp, even a shake of the head in your direction won't deter you from rocking your favorite gear, whether it's plastered with profanity or flashing a little nudity. Of course, when you rock this type of gear in a major city, there are probably worse things to worry about, after all, New York City is the home of slogan T-shirts like this.

Truly, sometimes the best way of showing the world you don't give a fuck is sometimes actually giving a fuck — whether it's on your hat, shirt, shoes, or tie. Raise some eyebrows and prepare for some conservative finger-wagging. Here's the Most Offensive Clothing Available Right Now.

Are you a pacifist but not a pushover? Here's the shirt for you. In addition to showing your stance against violence, it's a turtle humping a helmet, showing you're all about the preservation of endangered species. Let the hippie girls swoon over you, and maybe "occupy" the spaces that you're really trying to infiltrate.

Buy it from Helveteca: $20

Let the world know you are a living, breathing f-bomb dropping beast. You can't say you didn't warn them.

Buy it from Underground Hip-Hop: $30

Seen rocked heavily by A$AP Rocky and his crew, The SSUR "Comme des Fuckdown" pieces personify offensive swag. This cap shall be your guiding light... to hell.

Buy it from SSUR: $40

Supreme has always been on the top of the game when it comes to shock value, and their awesome team-up with Independent Trucks isn't just to offend people, it's to remind everyone that they're the best.

Buy it from Supreme: $138

People tend to find offense in just about anything, but a pair of socks with big ass marijuana leaves printed all over them could probably be justified (to which we'd say "chill out, brah."). It doesn't help that pornstar Kristina Rose is in a suggestive position on the packaging. Chuuuuch!

Buy them from HUF: $12

Oh man, where do we even start with this one? Porn star Charlie Laine giving the middle finger? The name of the brand? The entire back of the shirt? Well, this shirt brings about the trifecta of offensiveness, so it's a win-win-fuckin'-win!

Buy it from Karmaloop: $21

You've got your cap, top, and socks covered for your IDGAF-specific outfit, and a pair of these Undercoverism "Fuck the Past, Fuck the Future" oxford shoes bring it all full circle. Might as well walk around with middle fingers up all day long, too.

Buy them from ZOZO: $735

Ok, now we're getting into a whole different type of offensive. Whilst "Fucking Awesome" is still prominent on this bad boy, we think the pictures of some of the most hated dictators ever, alongside former President George H. W. Bush (we don't understand why it's not Dubya), may get a few people up in arms. You done, done it now!

Buy it now from Fucking Awesome: $38

This Mishka jacket looks harmless at first glance. Not menacing at all, right? Then BAM, you open that bitch up to reveal nude vampiresses and frightening devil-like figures staring back at you with evil intentions.

Buy it now from Mishka: $208

With the NBA Playoffs underway and the Los Angeles Lakers in a grueling first round battle with the Denver Nuggets, UNDFTD decided they were sick of people talking bad about their hometown team. So they basically shit on all the haters with this one, which will surely get you a round of applause at the Staples Center in sheer, offensive amazement of your cojones.

Buy it from UNDFTD: $28

"Oh, look Mike is actually wearing a tie today! That's a nice look. Wait... is that the f bomb?" Yes. It most certainly is. Oh, what a sweet juxtaposition.

Buy it from Mark McNairy: $150