12 Examples of Bad Advice Girls Give to Guys About Clothes

Skim mocha or soy latte? Greek yogurt or Pinkberry? Team Edward or Team Jacob? Your girl already has to make a lot of decisions, how you dress yourself shouldn't have to be one of them. You can depend on the women in your life for many things, but for the most part, sound clothing advice isn't one of them. Maybe that's why there are plenty of women's blogs and publications that have always tackled the quandary: "How can I get my man to dress better?"

Sadly, oftentimes there are more missteps than nails hit right on the head. If your girl is trying to do any of the following to you, then definitely take her advice with a grain of salt—and perhaps tell her you're in good hands with people like us at the helm. Here are 12 Examples of Bad Advice Girls Give to Guys About Clothes.

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The Advice: "Every man needs a great pair of black dress shoes that can double up with slacks for work or with jeans for when he’s out with his lady for dinner. Ladies, the same angular toe that’s popular for us is good for men, too. So please encourage him to let the large round-toed clogs in his closet disappear." - Studio G Mag

But really... She really just told you to buy square-toed shoes. SHE IS WRONG. Run from this woman.

The Advice: "I like the fact that he has one fedora for 'special occasions.' I always know when I see him in the red-but-actually-maroon shirt, that he's dressing up for me. And that pumpkin-orange sweater he wears whenever the temperature drops below 65? It's a reminder of the first time we met—a chilly night in November." - XOJane.com

But really... Sentimentality doesn't make a fedora any less gross. Keep it around if it means that much to you, but revamping your style means out with the old and in with the new.

The Advice: "Greed and personal recognition are the biggest motivators in the case of getting him to dress better. He needs to see that it will help his career (greed) and that you will think he is hotter (personal recognition)." - Dontdatehimgirl.com

But really... She probably thinks you're an asshole, sociopath... or both. If greed and personal recognition are your main motivators for dressing well... and not you know, self-respect, there are probably other issues you need to be dealing with first.

The Advice: "Get some relaxed and casual jeans and some great belts with silver buckles. And the piece de résistance: the hair. Try for some blonde highlights, and a spiky short do. Make sure to ask his hair stylist to teach him how to recreate the look at home, and buy any of the necessary styling products." - Essortment.com

But really... Relaxed jeans? Silver-buckled belts? Frosted tips? I guess these style tips would work if your name was Guy Fieri.

The Advice: "There are so many accessories available for men today that will instantly spruce up an outfit. Investing in a chunky leather belt may disguise the fact that his discolored canvas monstrosity has gone missing. A large Afghan scarf can effectively hide the most repulsive of T-shirts." - Communitycollegetransferstudents.com

But really... Either one of these tacky accessories would transform you into an instant douchebag.

The Advice: "Hide all his clothes and say your house has been robbed. Take him shopping for a whole new wardrobe. Oh yes and start watching 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.'" - Skincaretalk.com

But really... That's a ridiculous idea and that show sucks.

The Advice: "A short-sleeved oxford can also be worn alone, or underneath a T-shirt. This is funkier than the previous outfit. Take this to the mall, a more casual date, a night out or a concert." - TheCityLifeStylist

But really... This is the wrong way to wear a T-shirt.

The Advice: "For shoes, I am all about a lace-up or slip-on ankle boot, new or vintage. Plus, they’re much more versatile option than sneakers." - Rachel Zoe

But really... Has Rachel Zoe heard of Chuck Taylors, Vans Authentics, or Jordan 1s? Those go with pretty much anything and are easier for most guys to rock than Chelsea boots.

The Advice: "Don’t leave it up to him to choose his clothes. When you guys are out shopping, take it up to yourself to pick out clothes for your guy bearing in mind the current fashion trends for guys and his stature." - Messycloset.com

But really... You shouldn't let your girlfriend decide how she wants you to look without having your input. She is not your mom. She shouldn't have to lay out your clothes for you. You're the one that's supposed to be getting laid, not your clothing.

The Advice: "I told my boyfriend, Lucas, that if he ever goes out in a [wife] beater again, I would break up with him. After my ultimatum, he cut his hair and went shopping for actual clothes!" - Seventeen

But really... If she's threatening to break up with you over the way you dress yourself, you might have bigger problems to worry about.

The Advice “If you’re out with your boyfriend and you see a guy whose butt looks really good, say ‘Wow, I love that guy’s jeans! They’d look so great on you.’" - Cosmopolitan Philipplines

But really... She's checking out another dude's ass. If she wants to drop a hint about how you'd dress, she's better off going shopping with you and giving you suggestions.

The Advice: "If you want something done right, sometimes you have to do it yourself. If you’re desperate to fill his closet with the types of things you like, for the next special occasion why not give him a new shirt you love or a pair of shoes you find exceptionally cool? Once he realizes how many compliments he starts receiving from your stylings, he will be much more inclined to go shopping with you and take your style advice." - The Frisky

But Really... Change comes from within. If your girl is overhauling your wardrobe, that usually leaves you with little say as to how you want to dress yourself. Personal style should reflect your taste, not what she wants you to be.