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Capri pants are like crazy ex-girlfriends: they're incredibly persistent and seem to stick around. No matter how bad capris are, dudes give in to them in a moment of weakness. Trust us on this one—rocking capris are never a good idea and we're laughing at you.
Coming in at mid-shin length, capris are the bastard child that your pants and shorts had after a drunken bottoms party. It was never meant to be, and pants and shorts have regretted it ever since. Don't indulge in the tragedy that are capri pants. Sack up and either wear pants or shorts, and if you still have your doubts for whatever reasons, here are 10 Reasons Why Men Should Never Wear Capri Pants.
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You won't fool anyone by trying to cuff them into shorts.
Please don't insult our intelligence like that.
It will look like you're wearing child-sized pants.
Especially when there's a child next to you.
They will ruin any perfectly good suit.
Did you just come from a kiddie pool party, D-Wade?
They'll make you look like your accidentally wore your girlfriend's jeans.
And by the looks of things, she must be a midget.
Shins are not a flattering part of the body.
Shinning ain't winning.
They accentuate your gross mandals.
Ain't nobody trynna see those.
Your shins will be cold.
Just like LeBron's shoulders.
They'll be the worst part of your outfit, even if said outfit includes a shiny hummingbird graphic.
Everything about this needs to end.
