The 25 Funniest Signs Outside Bars

You may have a set list of favorite bars you go to, but would signs like these change your mind? Some of these 25 Funniest Signs Outside Bars add appeal to their business, while others are downright inappropriate. Although some signs may lie to you, it's all with the intention of trying to get you inside for a drink. And what's so bad about that?

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In case you didn't know, XXX is 30 in Roman numerals.

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We're not sure that's what whiskey is really made of, but sounds good anyway.

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No shame on you, just be a happy drunk.

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We hope this doesn't stop you from drinking on Mondays.

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How many do we have to pay for tomorrow?

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Your troubles will be forgotten...for a couple hours.

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It's only a minute long, but half price is pretty awesome.

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At least the part about the 40 taps is true...right?

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We don't disagree with this.

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There are many great things on Earth, like life and love, but don't forget about the beer too.

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They don't go well together, so ditch the driving and just drink.

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...is too good to be true, but a bar with free Wi-fi and great beer sounds decent enough.

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In case anyone gets confused, this bar introduces itself quite nicely.

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If you're able to follow through with the test all the way, you should probably go in and grab a drink.

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While some wives can't wait for their husband to get home from the bar, others would prefer that their men stay there.

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To learn the truth, always pay attention to the fine print. To remain blinded in bliss, don't bother.

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For a drunk audience, false advertising can prove to be efficiently clever.

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Whiskey, as soothing as a good bowl of soup.

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Any other deals we should know about?

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The drinks may help you seem more appealing, but you're on your own in getting your women.

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We'll get to you some day, as long as you're willing to wait for as long as you wish.

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Hey, Frank Sinatra endorses the activity. So does the bible.

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If you aren't ready to follow rules, you won't be admitted inside this bar.

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This bar does more than just serve drinks to their customers, it helps them stay longer to enjoy more.

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Why pretend that we don't act stupid when we get drunk? Step inside a bar with this attitude to "make bad decisions together."

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