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As Complex's Damien Scott discovered in our Dec/Jan 2011 cover story with Drake, "Some guys buy chains and watches; Drake cops showers." We always knew that Drake's luxury is on another level, but who knew it'd extend to showers? He described his latest purchase at the time, saying, "It’s a shower that’s lit by all LED lights. It has 10 jets, an overhead, and it sprays out lavender or whatever scents you want. It’s something I’ve always wanted." Here are 20 Showers Drake Should Buy, which shouldn't limit you from trying to cop one of them yourself.
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Apollo Steam Shower
Apollo Steam Shower
Price: $8,400
Who wouldn't enjoy a long rinse in this spaceship-looking vessel of cleanliness? The water jets pinpoint and tenderize your muscles like some futuristic acupuncturist, and the foot scrub system ensures that Drake can continue to walk light (we still don't know what happens if you piss the ground off, maybe Wayne will elaborate).
Luce 120
Luce 120
Price: Upon Request
What's better than a steam shower? A steam shower with calming essences that also stimulates your olfactory system. Drake may or may not know what that means, but he definitely understands that Bluetooth audio capabilities, bodyjets, and cascading waters are things to be valued.
Duravit St.Trop Steam Shower
Duravit St.Trop Steam Shower
Price: Upon Request
From the mind of designer Philippe Starck, this steam shower only occupies 1-square-meter of floor space and boasts Turkish bath functions. The interior is a clean, high-gloss white with a modern sculpture-esque stool and 27 finishes available for the aluminum door. Drizzy would feel like a royal in this clean box, but things could get a little claustrophobic.
The Silver TAG Shower
The Silver TAG Shower
Price: $100,000
It should be illegal to call this a shower. This thing has computer controlled showerheads that customize the water temperature for different parts of the body, and of course it's all operated by touchscreen. But is 100 stacks too much to spend on a shower? Yolo, indeed.
Hamilton Luxury Steam Shower by Aquapeutics
Hamilton Luxury Steam Shower by Aquapeutics
Price: $3,849
The Hamilton Select from Aquapeutics combines elegance with a ridiculous amount of features. There is beautiful teak flooring and seats, FM radio and MP3 connectivity, 4.5kw steam generator with self-cleaning function, 16” overhead LED rainfall shower with chromatherapy lighting, 3D circulative opposite hydro-massage, and other unfathomable goodies. The pictures of the shower show that it's a two seater...we hope him, himself, and all his millions can fit.
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Althase 165i Steam Shower
Althase 165i Steam Shower
Price: $3,635
Being someone's "knight in shining Armor-All tires" sounds filthy. This shower may be what Drake needs to regain freshness, with its aromatherapy oil intake, 8 massage jets, and 11 acupuncture back jets. There is also music and a phone connection so that he can call his exs back in Texas and brag about his bag ass luxury steam shower.
Graff Aqua Sense Shower
Graff Aqua Sense Shower
Price: Upon Request
After a long day in the studio Drake just wants to come home, dock his Ipod in the shower, crank up some Aaliyah, and watch a 4-color LED light show while pretending that he is under a waterfall. The only things missing are lobster, shrimp, and a glass of Moscato.
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Savona by Di Vapor
Savona by Di Vapor
Price: $2,882
The Savona shower features a session countdown timer, 8-inch overhead rainfall shower head, two compact shelves, a removable bench, and audio connectivity. The shower is also constructed out of 8mm thick safety glass, so Drake can let the bottles fly (small ones anyway).
Wasauna Sienna
Wasauna Sienna
Price: $6,499.99
There is a possibility that Aubrey does not enjoy sitting on high quality teak, so we have him covered with nice cypress instead. It also has separate seating, just in case he doesn't like to be crowded while enjoying a rinse, but still wants the company. Seven lighting schemes means that he can have a different setting for his ex girl, his next girl, and the girl that he... well you know.
Hansgrohe Downpour Air Rainmaker
Hansgrohe Downpour Air Rainmaker
Price: $2,900
This is definitely not your average shower head. This beauty is 24 inches in diameter and uses 350 individual spray channels. In addition to standard shower settings, the Rainmaker infuses air with water to create a softer flow setting that splashes less, so Drake can save the messy rainmaking for the Miami stripclubs.
LineaAqua Peru Combination Dry Sauna & Steam Shower
LineaAqua Peru Combination Dry Sauna & Steam Shower
Price: $5,730
Forget the features, this thing just looks amazing! Another masterpiece from LineaAqua, the Peru Combo Sauna/Shower would put any full spa to shame. Would it be too egositical to name the sauna Marvin's Room?
Orbis Concept Shower
Orbis Concept Shower
Price: N/A
Ok, this is only a conceptual design, but who cares? Drake has enough money to bring this sexy design to life. The "O" shape can stand for October's Very Own or Ontario...or maybe he can cop it for Ms. Onika Maraj as a honeymoon gift someday.
Whitewater
Whitewater
Price: Upon Request
Here's another futuristic design that resembles a Star Trek Transporter. Innovative doesn't even begin to describe this contraption. Drake can scrub in style, and it would cost him less than a 2012 Nissan Versa.
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Oborain Duo
Oborain Duo
Price: $7,900 - $9,770
Just in case Drake prefers to shower outdoors with a companion, this shower exists. No fancy shower head, just some nice hardwood and the open sky. He can thank me later.
Chiocciola by Agape
Chiocciola by Agape
Price: $10,000
We are not sure how to pronounce this one, but we are pretty sure it translates to snail shell. This weird free-standing shower is made out of a material called white exmar, a composite of resin and quartz powder, and can be situated for right or left-handed access. Maybe Drake can find a word to rhyme with gastropod.
The Aquagate
The Aquagate
Price: Upon Request
Why is there a glass shower cabinet with hot and cold overhead mists, aroma and light therapy, and Italian limestone outside in the middle of a field? We aren't sure. Is it badass that it is? HYFR.
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Hafro's Etoile
Hafro's Etoile
Price: Upon Request
The Etoile is another wall mounted shower system with sleek design, LEDs, a digital display, and various jets. Our guess is that Drake would choose the purple finish.
Spira Shower
Spira Shower
Price: $13,702 - $16,483
The Spira Shower looks more like an art piece than a shower, with a price tag to match. There are six hydromassage whirlpool nozzles (whatever that means) and teakwood construction, with metal accents and a silk curtain for privacy. This shower only has space for one, so Drake may need to splurge for two and ditch the curtains.
Methven's Satinjet Tahi Shower System
Methven's Satinjet Tahi Shower System
Price: Upon Request
Ergonomically designed and unobtrusive, this shower system is also a water and energy saver for those with deep pockets who care about the environment. Jimmy would also appreciate that, because most of this system mounts to the wall, it is iwheelchair accessible.
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Gemy G9070
Gemy G9070
Price: $153,090
15-inch television to watch his videos, FM radio to listen to his songs, water heating and air massage to relax his knees, and underwater lights for ambience — what else would Aubrey need?