AY FAM, I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO WRITE ABOUT THESE KRIS VAN ASSCHE SNEAKERS OTHER THAN, "Hey, these are really cool and would look dope in those shots of the front row at a really well lit runway show." But don't blame me, Fresh Off The Boat premiered last night and me and my Asian/hapa fam were busy flipping over the cars of the white patriarchy and setting them on fire. Think that's a bit much for just a network sitcom premier? FUCK YOU. Go buy some expensive sneakers.