Congrats. You are looking at probably the cheapest thing Nigel Cabourn has ever made in his entire career. He teamed up with Converse to bring you these $85 plimsoles. They have a nice silhouette and enough details to set them apart from every other canvas sneaker on the market, but, you know, not too far apart to make them the weirdos of the canvas sneaker shoe family. I mean, you want unique sneakers, but you don’t want the duck billed platypus of sneakers. Shit's mammal, but lays eggs and is venomous? OH WORD? WHAT THE FUCK, PLATYPUS? HOW ARE YOU A MAMMAL?