20. Tampon

Shoelaces, $3
White beanie, $5
Hanes white turtleneck, $23
Polo White Jeans, $95
Red Vans sneakers, $45

Really though, what gets more pussy than a tampon? Zoiiiikes. At least we tried to be a little classy with our version, using actual clothing items rather than you know, a ton of cotton and red paint. Gross.