Predicting Who Will Win Every NFL Game for Week 16

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Channel: FOX/NFL Network

Point Spread: Saints -7

Chopz: Gotta roll with the Saints here. They’re the better team. 

Adam: Feels like the Saints are gettable right now. Vikings pull off a Christmas miracle. 

Zion: Saints. 

Angel: Saints win, Vikings cover.

Channel: NFL Network

Point Spread: Bucs -9

Chopz: Bucs win easy. 

Adam: Unless the ghost of Henry Hill (Google him, kids) has returned to fix this game, Buccaneers in a blowout. 

Zion: Bucs. 

Angel: Tampa Tom.

Channel: Amazon Prime

Point Spread: Cardinals -4.5

Chopz: This game isn’t even on TV? Might be a good thing with the 49ers injuries. I’ll take the Cardinals. 

Adam: The Niners were eliminated from playoff contention last week by the Cowboys and they haven’t slept in their own beds in weeks. They’re about to pack it in, even if this is against a division rival and they may get a few key players back. 

Zion: Cardinals. 

Angel: Cardinals need this one and they’ll get it at home.

Channel: NFL Network

Point Spread: Dolphins -2.5

Chopz: Huge game for playoff implications. I’ll go with the Raiders here. 

Adam: Have rolled with the Dolphins most of the season. Not abandoning them in this spot, especially since the Death Star hasn’t given the Raiders much of a home-field advantage. 

Zion: Dolphins. 

Angel: Raiders should win this game, but they won’t. Give me the Fins.

Channel: FOX

Point Spread: Chiefs -10.5

Chopz: Chiefs but this will probably be closer than expected. The Falcons have been staying in games and the Chiefs haven't really been blowing teams out. 

Adam: Eh, I could see the Falcons keeping things interesting, but only a lunatic picks against the Chiefs right now. 

Zion: Chiefs. 

Angel: The Chiefs need to blow these cats out to remind us all who’s really the real.

Channel: CBS

Point Spread: Browns -9.5

Chopz: Browns roll to 11-4. 

Adam: First time I’m actually rooting for the Jets this season. But logic tells me to take the Cleveland Football Team.   

Zion: Browns. 

Angel: I think the Jets carry the momentum of beating the Rams and keep things sort of interesting in this game. Still talking the Browns, though.

Channel: CBS

Point Spread: Colts -1.5

Chopz: Massive, massive game. Steelers are reeling, but I think they win this at home. 

Adam: Steelers are beat up on defense and Ben Roethlisberger looks like he’s 48, not 38. Give me “my” Colts. 

Zion: Colts. 

Angel: I’m taking the Colts for chaos purposes.

Channel: CBS

Point Spread: Bears -7.5

Chopz: Bears win and the Jags continue on their path to Trevor Lawrence. 

Adam: Rooting for the Jaguars, but they can’t screw this one up. Bears. 

Zion: Bears. 

Angel: The Jags know they need to get that first pick. I’ll take the Bears.

Channel: FOX

Point Spread: Ravens -10.5

Chopz: You know what? I think the Giants pull off this upset. 

Adam: Lamar Jackson usually takes care of bad teams. Ravens by enough. 

Zion: Ravens. 

Angel: No way the Giants win this game (they might cover.) I’ll take the Ravens.

Channel: FOX

Point Spread: Texans -9

Chopz: Texans win. 

Adam: Who cares? Texans.

Zion: Texans. 

Angel: Texans end their 3-game skid here.

Channel: CBS

Point Spread: Chargers -3

Chopz: Chargers get this W. 

Adam: Who cares? Chargers.

Zion: Chargers. 

Angel: Broncos get this one on the road.

Channel: CBS

Point Spread: Wash -2.5

Chopz: WFT wins this. 

Adam: Teddy Bridgewater on the road as an underdog is a god damn lock. 

Zion: Panthers. 

Angel: Panthers steal this game on the road to send the NFC East into a last Sunday of absolute madness. It’s what we deserve.

Channel: FOX

Point Spread: Eagles -1.5

Chopz: Eagles because Jalen Hurts is better than Andy Dalton. 

Adam: The pick is so obviously Philly that it kinda has me worried. 

Zion: Eagles. 

Angel: Eagles end Dallas’ two-game winning streak.

Channel: FOX

Point Spread: Seahawks -1.5

Chopz: Rams win this coming off an embarrassing loss to the Jets. 

Adam: Rams got a wake-up call last week when they no-showed and broke the hearts of Jets fans. They bounce back in Seattle. 

Zion: Seahawks. 

Angel: Rams bounce back and sweep the Seahawks.

Channel: NBC

Point Spread: Packers -3.5

Chopz: Did you know the Packers have the same amount of wins vs teams with winning records as the Jags and Jets? Titans win. 

Adam: The Packers are 5-1 in their last six primetime games. I’m not picking against them at Lambeau under the lights. 

Zion: Titans. 

Angel: Packers because they’re the better team.

Channel: ESPN

Point Spread: Bills -7

Chopz: Bills, easy. 

Adam: The Bills are on one helluva roll right now. They’re going to relish every second of embarrassing Bill Belichick and the Patriots. 

Zion: Bills. 

Angel: The AFC East Champion Buffalo Bills. I’ve been on the Jaheim Allen wave from jump. Check the tape!