If you were to fight a wolf, would you come out victorious? Maybe the better question is, how long would you last before getting killed? Former NFL running back Arian Foster took to Twitter to tell his followers that even though "wildlife" scares him, he would be able to "get a wolf 1 on 1."
Now, before you think those eight seasons in the NFL has done something to Foster's decision-making skills, let's hear him out.
Okay, now that that's done, feel free to join these people clowning Arian for this theory.
Foster's entire rationale on why he would be able to beat a wolf rests entirely on the fact that they "don't have thumbs." So, who is anyone going shell out some cash to see Arian test out his little theory and see how wrong he is?
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