15 Worst Bikes For Sale on eBay Right Now

We've consistently shown you the worst cars for sale on eBay, but don't think it ends there. eBay is full of enough awful products to fill the garages and basements of a thousand grandfathers. The only surprising thing we found while scrounging through eBay is the amount of good bikes that were going for cheaper than these bicycle travesties. See what people are crazy enough to try and sale (and hopefully not crazy enough to buy) with the 15 Worst Bikes For Sale on eBay Right Now.

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Location: Fresh Meadows, N.Y.
Price: $39.50 (0 Bids); $51.95 (Buy it Now)

There needs to be a support group for delusional eBay sellers. The day someone drops 50 bucks on this is the day Tim Tebow gets a starter's salary. Also, nice job spelling it "Pasific"?

Location: Julian, N.C.
Price: $20 (Buy it Now)

It's not actually bad, because your proceeds are apparently going toward charity. We're just weary that it actually will.

Location: Columbus
Price: $30 (Buy it Now)

It doesn't matter how good the condition is when the bike was never cool to begin with.

Location: Lapeer, Mich.
Price: $59 (0 Bids)

This blood red BMX bike has been waiting upside down in a dark garage to hurt a child like a vampire.

Location: Aurora, Ill.
Price: $25 (0 Bids)

The poster says, "The bike is in good condition except for the following" before posting five exceptions. This is the kind of person who turned their textbook in at the end of the school year and checked "fair" when all the pages were warped from water damage.

Location: Olympia, Wash.
Price: $50 (0 Bids)

Fifty bucks for a bike you realize you might have to sell for parts? Child, please.

Location: Rosemead, Calif.
Price: $50 (0 Bids)

According to the description, they don't make frames like they used to in 1987. That's a reflection in improving technology, and nothing else.

Location: Belmar, N.J.
Price: $50 (0 Bids); $75 (Buy it Now)

LOL at "Needs some cleaning." It needs an intervention with Father Time.

Location: Plantsville, Conn.
Price: $39 (0 Bids); $55 (Buy it Now)

The ultimate fix-all: duck tape. That only works when you're not trying to sell whatever it is you're too cheap to fix.

Location: Scottsburg, Ind.
Price: $20 (0 Bids)

"you can ride it right now... all it needs is cleaned up..." Maybe toss a gigantic bucket of disinfectant on this thing and take it in the shower with you.

Location: New York
Price: $19 (Buy it Now)

Some of these partnerships are head-scratchers. Sure, we get it, Jeep, you're rugged, and your cars can go off-roading? But that doesn't necessarily make your bikes worth purchasing.

Location: Baltimore
Price: $11.50 (5 Bids); $300 (Buy it Now)

The listing calls this a collector's item, but we have a hard time believing it's going to fetch $300. They stopped making these bikes in 2006 and only 3,500 of them were built. We just can't help but think it looks like a weird makeshift Spiderman tribute.

Location: Middletown, N.Y.
Price: $0.99 (0 Bids)

"Vintage" is just a nice way of saying "old, rusty piece of shit."

Location: Utica, N.Y.
Price: $3.99 (0 Bids)

Really, oneidacounty-surplus, you couldn't have given the bike a quick hose-down before posting it on eBay? The bike is covered in mud, though a bath couldn't get rid of what we're guessing is three centuries worth of rust on the chain.

Location: Howell, Mich.
Price: $58.90 (0 Bids); $85.90

Maybe we shouldn't make fun of this stationary bike. It'll probably get further than any other bike on this list, despite sitting in some old lady's basement for 30 years.