The 25 Worst Cars for Sale on eBay Right Now

Call them clunkers, call them junkers, call them lemons, or call them duds. We don't care. A shitty car is a shitty car. It can be because it's completely rusted out, it can be because it's horrifically modified, or it can simply be the fact that it's a Geo Metro. There's one common place that a large majority of thes auto monstrosities are housed: eBay. We've compiled the most disgusting listings, complete with a double-decker Mini, a lifted NASCAR, and a Wonder Bread delivery truck that looks like a pig face. Here are The 25 Worst Cars for Sale on eBay Right Now.

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Location: Elkins, WV
Current Bid: $1,999

It's one thing to have a Neon with lambo doors and an aftermarket body kit falling off. It's another to have a Neon with lambo doors and falling body kit that is NOT an SRT4. Gross.

Location: Sanborn, NY
Current Bid: $0.99

This is an old Wonder Bread truck that for some reason reminds us of a pig's snout. It's one of the rare occasions when the stuff inside the vehicle is probably worth more than the truck itself.

Location: Hookstown, PA
Current Bid: $200

Maybe somebody could use this for one of these Halloween costumes next year.

Location: Broken Arrow, OK
Current Bid: $2,425

"Yo, dude, I bought a sweet T-Tops car this weekend." Nice, a Camaro? Trans Am? "Nah, son. A Mercury Capri."

Location: Port Saint Lucie, FL
Current Bid: $4,000

Oh boy. Are those Lambo doors on a convertible Cavalier? The perfect compliment to that 2.4-liter 4-banger.

Location: Bucyrus, OH
Current Bid: $710

Hmm, we need a vehicle to put our handicapped grandpa in. I KNOW! Let's get a Mini and modified the shit out of it! We can call it "unique" and "one-of-a-kind," so it'll be sweet.

Location: Manchester, IA
Current Bid: $56

It's a Dodge Power Wagon. Minus the power. And minus the wagon.

Location: Woodlawn, TN
Current Bid: $6,500

For historical enthusiasts, this is probably like gold. For the other 99.243462345 percent, it just looks like something Uncle Herbert built in his backyard.

Location: Stuart, Iowa
Current Bid: $695

We'd love to set this car on firenza.

Location: North Coast, OH
Current Bid: $1,875

Put a 15-inch sub in the back and roll through your hood playing "Sookie Now" by Big K.R.I.T., and there is no possibly way you go to bed alone that night. Also, since when did Ohio get a coast?

Location: South Glens Falls, NY
Current Bid: $720

"There are some parts inside the car but I'm not sure whether they are for this car or not." Here's an idea: How about you find out. Or are you not interested in good selling points?

Location: Elizebethtown, PA
Current Bid: $1

It's one dollar, guys. One ... dollar.

Location: Alpine, WY
Current Bid: $500

"Under 100,000 origanal miles.the car." It has 98,850. That's like when you see commercials saying, "EVERYTHING LESS THAN FIVE DOLLARS. ONLY $4.99." Sons of bitches.

Location: San Diego, CA
Current Bid: $779.99

"My lose your gain Joe." Sure thing, Joe. Sure thing.

Location: Vallejo, CA
Current Bid: $900

"Gas tank need cleaning." That's it, though. Everything else is spic and span.

Location: Batesville, AR
Current Bid: $255.00

Because race car?

Location: Copake Falls, NY
Current Bid: $5,500

Is there anybody out there that really wants to drive a robin egg blue car?

Location: Albuquerque, NM
Current Bid: $400

"I hate to sell this one but i have too many projects." Yeah, we hate for you to sell it, too.

Location: Perham, MN
Current Bid: $2,025

It's up to you to find all the parts scattered around the yard. Some might even be buried like the money in Vegas Vacation. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!

Location: Vista, CA
Current Bid: $1,925

So it's an old rusty busvanagontruck? Maybe that will be the Pt. 2 of Mac Miller's "Planecarboat."

Location: Cranesville, PA
Current Bid: $3,500

"Sort of a gothic looking project." Oh, damn, is that it? We were wondering what the sheet metal escaping person trunk was all about.

Location: Trinity, AL
Current Bid: $200

A rape van that can give you tetanus? Perfect. Just what we were looking for.

Location: Pacifica, CA
Current Bid: $2,400

He calls it the 'The Leopard Lounge," and has a sign on the back that reads "Fahrvernpüssy." It sounds like a sex van used for furries and lesbians.

Location: Seattle, WA
Current Bid: $2,000

"Has a good battery box are, but cancer at spare tire area." But it's cool, there's only been one owner.

Location: Fayetteville, AR
Current Bid: $154.47

Maybe this could work like an adult McDonald's play place of sorts. Just take a seat and use your imagination.