Phat Pics: An Awesomely Awkward Oliver Miller Photo Gallery

Dude ate all the birthday cake!

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Apr 06, 2012
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Happy Birthday Oliver Miller! The former NBA player turns 42 today, but first a brief history lesson: Before there was Eddie Curry, Michael Sweetney, or Glen "Big Baby" Davis, there was one NBA player bigger than them all, Oliver Miller. A pioneer for all overweight NBA players to come, he broke into the league in 1992 and gave us eight years of solid NBA shine. On this day we celebrate his legacy with the phattest pics we could find, from awkward moves to "me so hungry" faces. So raise your glass and make sure whatever you're drinking is high-carb as Complex presents: Phat Pics: An Awesomely Awkward Oliver Miller Photo Gallery.

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Copping a Feel

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And another one. *B.I.G. voice*

College Daze

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"They don't pay me enough for this shit. Oh, wait."

Groupie Love

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Big Boys need love too! #thethirstisreal

Flabby Arms

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"My diet starts tomorrow."

Deep Thoughts

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"Will my PPG average every surpass my body mass index (BMI)?"

Holding More Than Just the Ball

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"Ah, guys—I gotta take a shit."

Grab Bag

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The Raptors center makes a "small" adjustment. #seewhatwedidthere?

Mug Shot

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Miller was arrested last spring for "pistol whipping" a man at a barbecue. We're not sure of the motive, but we're guessing it had something to do with not bringing a side dish.

Rookie Card

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The Suns rookie had handles... hanging off of his hips. 

School Girl Swag

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Never afraid to take a fashion risk, the hefty forward brought effeminate knee-highs to the hardwood.

Drive Slow, Homie

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*Cues the soundtrack*

I Work Out

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Your arms are jacked! You shake weight? Pause.

Attacking the Rim

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"The basket is like that Red Lobster endless shrimp fest, you will not deny me!"

Hanging Tough

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Homie can throw down! In other news, 20,000 people were injured from what is being described as "The Landing."

Throw Them 'Bows

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"Bitch, what do you mean you're out of fries?!" 

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