The Most Accidentally Sexual Photos in Sports History

Facials are never fun for defenders; the look on Timmy's face pretty much says it all.

Kidding aside, no other NBA player is more eager for the lockout to end. Watch Bosh become a beast this year and put the foolishness to rest.

This is an example of a sports bromance taken a little too far. Side bar: We thought aggression—not affection—was a side effect of steroid use.

Juwan, this is yet another sign that you're truly too old for this shit. Can't say we didn't tell you so.

Can we put the "A-Rod's not a real Yankee" nonsense to rest?

We know Miss Kerr is no stranger to handling woods and driving balls for a living but this trophy seems like it came straight from the AVN awards. #justsayin'

We thought a sport like tennis would be above hazing, especially on a stage like Wimbledon. Guess not.

Two of soccer's greats know that winning is all about preparation.

Just another one of the many ways hockey players could lose their teeth.

Despite being out of the league for a decade, it's clear that Chuck still has love for the game and everyone in it. Except LeBron, of course.

Just another celebration fail? All depends on what you're into...

We heard this track set the mood for Superman and Dorell Wright.

One key lesson in intimidating your opponent: Get right in their mug to let them know you mean business. But not close enough where they may begin to think you want to give them the business.

So, 6-foot-6 Ramūnas Šiškauskas is a full foot shorter than Yao Ming meaning two things: 1. Šiškauskas has hops and 2. Homie really wanted that kiss.

Back when Kobe was still rocking the No. 8 jersey, no one was safe from his advances.

From photos like this to his lame tats, does Luke Walton ever win? Those championships he received while riding the Lake Show bench do not count.

Wayne Rooney, too?! Who hasn't CR7 been with?

We know His Airness was double-teamed many times during his career but this is taking things a bit too far.

Slaps on the ass after good plays, kisses, too? Winning is so much fun!

C'mon ref, where's the unnecessary roughness call at?

You wouldn't love to get to be around your favorite athletes at work everyday helping prevent them from getting injuries? Yeah, us neither...

Putting two balls at risk, in order to get to one? #hustlinbackwards

What, you thought those four titles in nine seasons came easy?

Yeah, Hulk Hogan's beef with the Ultimate Warrior is well-documented. This photo reminds us that pain is love, though.

Why would you fire this guy?

What, you thought one of the league's best coaches only gets excited on game day? That's not how championships are won, son!

It pays to have players that are this excited to get in the game.

Tony and Manu know that winning championships is all about team camaraderie. Lots of it. Needless to say, that's why you don't bang your teammate's wives.

So, maybe there is more to the Cutler-Cavallari break-up than we first thought?

Why go for one ball on defense when you could go for three? Yup, MIkki Moore is an overachiever.

Nope, pretty sure that's not in the rule book.

Wow. There's definitely a thin line between being a fan and an obsessed stalker. It's pretty clear which side this dude is on.

Win World Series for the Red Sox and anything goes, huh?

Phil Mickelson is one of the most easygoing guys in pro sports. He's won three Masters tournaments, so we can't say nice guys always finish last but, hey, somebody's gotta finish last!

And the details of those illicit benefits received by players at the U continue to surface.

As if the only alien to play in NBA history couldn't get any more creepy, he takes it a step further with this photo. *Cues the soundtrack

We know the old saying, but we're truly at a loss for words on this one. SMH.

The Warriors didn't have much to cheer about during Don Nelson's coaching tenure, so we're guessing this back shot occurred during their playoff run in '07. Victory is sweet!

Baby oil? Check. Leather chaps? Check. Awkward positions? Check. You know, just normal WWE protocol.

With nicknames like "The Big Diesel" and "The Big Daddy" it's fitting that Shaq would make this kind of list.