Russell Wilson may have led the Seattle Seahawks to consecutive Super Bowl appearances, but fans are out to ruin his personal life after the team's 0-2 start.
Wilson is dating Ciara, you see, and plenty of people are blaming that fact on the Seattle quarterback's struggles.
Us Seahawks fans would love to see our team winning again.
After seeing how great Future Hendrix career has been since Ciara broke up with him. We think the same thing can happen to Russell Wilson again!!
After his wife cheated on him he won his first Super Bowl. We’re certain his next big breakup will encourage a rebound of epic proportions.
So to do this we’re gonna get Ciara’s career back on track so she has no time to be in a relationship. Donate to save our Seahawks!!
This may have been a bit of an extreme example of how folks are feeling, but it was far from the only one. Check out a few samples of what pops up when you search Twitter for "Ciara curse":
Along with the Seahawks returning to their winning ways, benefits to a potential breakup would presumably include the team being able to listen to Future at practice, and both Ciara and Wilson being able to have sex again.
The more we think about it, this really might be the best course of action.
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