Hey guys, there's no way that this whole IK Enemkpali-punched-Geno-Smith-in-the-face-and-busted-his-jaw story can get any crazier, right? I mean, the only thing that could make it any more ridiculous is if someone like, say, Rex Ryan decided to troll his former team by signing Enemkpali to the Bills and…

Wait, WHAT?! Granted, Ryan did say he was going to try and build a "bully" in Buffalo this season. But who knew he was so serious when he said it?

Is there any way we can get the Hard Knocks crew out of Houston and up to upstate New York ASAP?

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[via @rapsheet]