Year: 2014
Toughest shot: “I would say I lost respect for that show, but I never had it.“—Bill Simmons on Mike and Mike
Punishment: N/A

You know what gets Mike Golic seriously pissed off? Lame sports takes. Simmons delivered one during an NBA broadcast, likening LeBron James' move to the Cavs to Albert Pujols' to the Angels, saying, “the Cardinals' Pujols never showed up in Anaheim.” Okay, cool, Bill. Golic wouldn't let it go though, taking to his radio show to blast Simmons: “I think it's one of the most ridiculous statements I've heard four games into a season in my life in any sport. That's what I'll say about Bill Simmons. So, you know, he grabbed a headline, which is something I know he loves—and that's one of the most ridiculous lines I've ever heard in any sport in my life. Four games into a season. I don't even…that's ridiculous. I put nothing—zero—on that.”

That really pissed off Simmons:

Have the balls to call me to discuss it on the show. Don't pull it out of context just because you need fodder for a segment. Pathetic.— Bill Simmons (@BillSimmons) November 6, 2014

Who then received an apology from Golic:

Spoke to Bill, all is good. I will discuss on show— Mike Golic (@espngolic) November 6, 2014

And now everyone can live happily ever after in Bristol. Just for now, at least.